If the Oxford and Urban dictionary hooked up and had a baby, this is what it would have looked like. 

Cards are printed on tree free cotton paper and paired with a 100% post consumer brown bag kraft envelope.

PRODUCT INFORMATION

Inside: blank
Size: 10.8cm x 14cm
{aper: 100% cotton
Paper colour: ecru/off white shade
Envelope: brown kraft
Packaging: clear biodegradable bag made from plants
Ink: black
Printing: letterpress